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Marginalised voices first — the best kept secret.

SIDE PROJECTS — MERCH & HOT SAUCE

Come on air. Leave with a drop.

Artists who come on the station get merch — and the best sessions get a limited-edition drop of their own. Listeners can still win the hot sauce.

Coming on a tiny independent station should be worth your while. So every guest leaves with something, and a few each season get their name on a numbered run that sells for two weeks and is never made again. The merch is made by Highs & Lows, our sister project that exists to create good jobs for people living with bipolar disorder.

What artists get

Tier 01

On air

Interview, guest spot or a record you bring in.

  • A set of pin badges
  • A bottle of Top Secret Hot Sauce
  • Your segment filed in The Archive
Tier 02

Live session

You play live, or take over a show for the night.

  • Everything in Tier 01
  • A tee or hoodie of your choice — Roast Scale or The Line
  • Your set clipped for our Instagram
Tier 03 · Limited

Your own drop

For the sessions people won't stop talking about.

  • A tee or hoodie co-designed with you, carrying your name
  • A numbered edition of 50, on sale for 14 days, then retired for good
  • A share of every sale, agreed with you before it goes live
  • You keep No. 001

How a drop works

Unclaimed
FileDrop 001
Artistyour name here
PieceTee or hoodie, co-designed
Edition50, hand-numbered
On sale14 days after your show
ThenClassified. Never reprinted.
  1. Come on air

    Pitch us a session, an interview or a crate dig. If it lands, you're booked.

  2. We design it together

    Your name, our logo, one of the Highs & Lows pieces. You sign off the design before anything is printed.

  3. Announced on the show

    The drop opens the moment your session goes out, and the link goes up here and on Instagram.

  4. Fourteen days, then gone

    Each piece is numbered and printed to order. When the window shuts, the design is retired and the file is closed.

For artists

Want the next drop?

Tell us who you are, what you'd bring to the show, and a link to your music.

Pitch yourself
For everyone

Can't wait for a drop?

The everyday range — Roast Scale and The Line tees and hoodies, plus pin badges — is printed to order on organic cotton, with UK postage included.

Shop the range

The hot sauce

Every month, one bottle of Top Secret Hot Sauce goes out to a listener. No purchase, no store, no listing — just the station rewarding whoever brings something worth hearing.

How to win a bottle

Best story

Send in something worth telling — the kind of tale that belongs on Debrief or Redacted.

Rarest vinyl

Show us the deepest cut in your crate. If it's obscure enough to earn a spot in The Archive, it's in the running.

Best recommendation

A track, a station, a rabbit hole worth falling into — tell us what we're missing.

Instagram comments

Drop your entry in the comments on our Instagram — that's where each month's winner gets picked from.

The bottle

Deep, spicy, and flavourful

Sitting very high on the Scoville scale — this isn't a starter sauce. Small batch, made to be talked about, not finished in one sitting.

Track this month's bottle

Follow the bottle live on Chalo

We post each month's hot sauce drop as an event on Chalo — a time window and rough location, not an exact pin. Follow along to know when it's live near you.

Open Chalo map

Where to send it

No address — it's classified

There isn't a shipping address to publish, and that's intentional. Winners are contacted directly through Instagram once picked each month.