FILE 02 — DEBRIEF

The week, filed and annotated.

Half briefing, half bit. We take the news seriously enough to make fun of it properly.

Debrief is our news and satire segment — a weekly read of the headlines with heavy, deliberate annotation. It's not a straight news bulletin, and it's not trying to be one.

What to expect

The weekly wrap-up

A rundown of the stories that mattered, filed with commentary nobody asked for but everybody needed.

Redacted headlines

Real stories, deliberately obscured until the punchline lands.

Field reports

Short segments on stories too strange, or too local, to make the national cut.

Listener intercepts

Questions and tips sent in, answered on air — sometimes straight, mostly not.

A quick note on satire

Debrief is parody and commentary, clearly presented as such. We don't present fabricated claims as fact, and we don't target private individuals. If something's a bit, it's built to read as one.